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Lara Croft, the TOMB RAIDER, is a legendary truth seeker and adventurer. Her search for a mythic relic has led her to the jungles of Cobra Island — where both Cobra and G.I. Joe await. The G.I. Joe Classified Series teams up with TOMB...

Ever wanted to look like N? Well now you're one step closer with this N Windbreaker Jacket! You'll have to convert your skin to metal on your own though...Comes with a removable arm band identical to the one in the show. And if you're...

Meet your new camp counsellor! He doesn't know what he's doing. but tell him he's doing a good job by giving him a big hug. Design by: Latticha L and Dylan Langmaid @Dylanwilldo

How it works:Each single box contains a figure of a random character. with a chance of finding the rare (or better) character.Each Common has a 1/8 chance of appearing. the Rare figure has a 1/12 chance of appearing. and the Super Rare figure has...

Awesome drone powers may not be included with this pin. but you can still become one of our cute puppets?DetailsGlows in the dark.

'IT CAME FROM COPPER 9' which is a totally real movie that we didn't make up and whose poster you can buy right now!Design by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls.

We had a good description here. but it kept turning into Russian for some reason. Also our computer telekinetically exploded. Probably had nothing to do with this pin. right. 

Doll is back!!! Kind of...almost. She lives on in our hearts and acrylic keychains we hang on our bags at least.Design by @cheerpuppy14.

Doll sadly didn't make it. But this shirt did!Design by: Paolo Gazola @gazo1aApparelUnisex FitMeasurements are in inches. ±1 inch. Click here for our Measurement Guide. Size Length Width XS 27" 16" S 28" 18" M 29" 20" L 30" 22" XL 31" 24" 2XL 32" 26"...

Okay look... we know what you're expecting. you're expecting us to make a joke about her being dead? Come on give us some credit. we are professionals and we put real thought and care into these descriptions. Doll is a complex compelling character. and...

Doll's not gone. she's right here with us. She's actually always with us. Following. Always following us. Forever.Product and packaging design by Matt Gaglione & Guillaume Coquel Danchin @thumperdanchin.

RAWRT-rex noisesSound of Cyn eating you while looking adorable

INSERT CUTE PLUSH DESCRIPTIONDESCRIPTION SUCCESSFULI AM NOW HEADING TO YOUR HOUSEDesign by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls.

LOOOK! A high quality enamel Cyn pin. Put her on your bag and signify to the world that you support the demise of all sentient beings AND the right for Cyn to eat to her heart's content <3Designed by Angelica Zhang @Ang_z8S.

Look how cute she is!! Just hanging around ready to rip you to pieces. Put her on your bag or keys and let her defend them from everyone. including you!Design by @cheerpuppy14.

Our second AniMEGAZ statue is here with the host of the Absolute Solver herself: Cyn. rendered in immaculate detail. and ready to adorn your shelf and haunt your nightmares.Product designed by Courtney Brenek and Erick ScarecrowPackage designed by Johanna Li

If you hear whispering and mechanical giggles when you place her on your desk..... no you didn't.Product design by Matt Gaglione & Ana Mendes @zaphk. packaging design by Matt Gaglione and Mosspuppie.

When you wear this shirt. you are wearing Cyn who is wearing Tessa. It's like several layers of messed up.Design by: @mosspuppieApparelUnisex FitMeasurements are in inches. ±1 inch. Click here for our Measurement Guide. Size Length Width XS 27" 16" S 28" 18" M 29" 20"...

Congratulations! You can now wear a jacket to support your delusion that you will graduate. To clarify. it's not that we don't think you're smart. it's just we doubt your ability to outrun the cosmic entity that wants to eat you. Go school!Designed by...

Note: Some sizes of this item are on pre-order. Size XL and XXL will begin shipping in early-September. Wear this and feel the warm embrace of Cyn. All around you. Forever. Smiley face. Designed by Matt Gaglione @mansizemeatballs ApparelUnisex FitMeasurements are in inches. ±1...